“Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.” -Ethel Merman
Derby History: DyDD’s Marauding Mollys from 2010-2013. Joined the TR machine at the end of 2013.
Birthdate: The last day in February
Position: Jammer
Previous Sports: Softball, basketball, and the occasional arm wrestling match
Injuries: Sprained knee and ankle; black eye
Hometown: Steel City
Profession: Academic Advisor at UW
Favorite Radio Stations: KEXP & KUOW
Fight Song: “Boom Swagger Boom” – Murder City Devils
*photos by Upset Specialist Photographic Endeavor