Summer Asssault
Summer Assault, #60 or 5’12”
Derby Liberation Front
Joined in November 2008, currently skating with the Philly Rollergirls
All-Star Team 2009
Height: 5’12” of course
Favorite Position: I fancy myself a switch hitter. I like to play them all.
Likes: Being the filling in a derby sandwich, smack talking, wrestling skaters from other cities, high fives from teammates, my lucky underwear.
Dislikes: When elbow and knee pads slip during impact, whining, the smell of my trunk on a hot day with gear trapped inside, mouthguard pictures, skaters without a sense of humor, velcro scratches, sharpie residue.
Injuries: Weird shoulder lump (supposedly a blown bursa sack) named Eileen. A hemotoma on my left lower butt. Snap, crackle, and pop knees.
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Favorite Drink: Orange juice after practice, a beer after practice, a bottle of yoohoo after practice, pretty much any beverage consumed directly after practice tastes like heaven.
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