BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Derby History: Started in 2010. Joined Rat in 2011, drafted on DLF later that year.
Birthdate: October 31st
Injuries: my feelings get hurt all the time :/
Awards: World’s Greatest Dad
Hometown: E-town (da 425)
Previous Sports: Softball
Favorite Movie: That John Denverâ€™s full of sh*t, man.
Get Pumped-Up Song: Born in the USA