#57 Punky

Derby History: Started in 2010. Joined Rat in 2011, drafted on DLF later that year.

Birthdate: October 31st

Position: BLAHKAHHH

Injuries: my feelings get hurt all the time :/

Awards: World’s Greatest Dad

Hometown: E-town (da 425)

Profession: Barber

Previous Sports: Softball

Favorite Movie: That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.

Get Pumped-Up Song: Born in the USA